Our ratings provide a guide to cinema for those on the go! The system is as follows:
5 BLERGS
Do anything to see this film. Sell your babies, mortgage your house, JUST DO IT!
4.5 BLERGS
This is a damn fine film. Close to perfection but just half a blerg away.
4 BLERGS
Better than most, as Larry David says: “It’s prett-ay, prett-ay, prett-ay, pretty good”
3.5 BLERGS
A thoroughly enjoyable film. Not perfect, but worth the money spent.
3 BLERGS
Quite good. Maybe hold off until the DVD release though.
2.5 BLERGS
It’s okay. I can think of worse ways to spend your time.
2 BLERGS
In the same vein as Mystic Pizza: The Movie Musical starring Jenna Maroney.
1.5 BLERGS
It’s no Rural Juror…
1 BLERG
“The programs were really easy to read” – Liz Lemon.
0.5 BLERGS
Seriously?….
0 BLERGS
Pure blerg.